I Never Asked to See Your Penis

My name is Lisa. I like to waste time.

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Episode 73: Horoscope

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In this episode we discuss nicknames, sex buddies, and how to hit a woman.

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They used my song in the outro! Yay :)

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so much tension in one photo

its either 1am or 1pm in the pic and i dont know which is funnier

iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye:

homeworkmyass:

so much tension in one photo

its either 1am or 1pm in the pic and i dont know which is funnier

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